Going off of the Major General thing...here are some of my favorite moments from Psych!
Gus: What part of "stay put" is confusing to you?
Shawn: The "put" part. I wasn't "put" in the first place, Gus. The whole expression is a complete disaster.
Lassiter: So you think someone planted it in his locker?
Shawn: No, I think someone put it there on purpose.
Lassiter: That's what I just said.
Shawn: But mine wasn't in the form of a question, so it came from a place of power.
Gus: Don't you watch the news?
Shawn: I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It's like every newscast begins with a lie.
Shawn: I can't believe this. You lifted your look right off this mannequin!
Gus: On the contrary, Shawn. Clearly, someone is stealing my look.
Shawn: Right... I did see Tommy Hilfiger creeping from bush to bush sketching you.
Gus: I'm not going out there.
Shawn: You cannot sit here in a dark car all alone. You'll be picked up for mopery.
Gus: Mopery?
Shawn: With intent to creep. Trust me, you don't want that. It'll put a big hole in your future.
Gus: Shawn? What the heck are you doing here?
Shawn: I should ask you the same question.
Gus: I work here!
Shawn: I should ask you a different question.
Receptionist: There is a Lt. Crunch here to see you.
Gus: Crunch?
Shawn: [enters, dressed in a Civil War uniform] Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.
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